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My man Doug and I had the unfortunate mishap opportunity to try the new Double Down sandwich from KFC. After seeing the commercials and noting that it does in fact contain bacon, I knew I had to at least try it.
Let me first accentuate the positive. It tasted good. How can greasy chicken, cheese, bacon and more chicken possibly taste bad? However, eating one feels like you are commiting a carnal sin. Each bite made me feel more and more guilty, like I was disappointing someone by the very thought of wanting one. I could swear I heard my heart crying and pleading for help….
It was worth a try, but I highly doubt I’ll have another. Doug gave it an equal appraisal, but the true test will be how we feel in the hours after our transgression. If you’re curious, pick one up. If you aren’t, you will likely be assured a place in the afterlife while I wander around in Limbo after dying of a heart attack at 40. Enjoy!
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